i am gonna help you all get more followers
i will promo in groups of 10 :)
(so basically every 10 reblog i’ll promo)
“HONEY”
“WHAT”
“WHERE’S MY SPEECH NOTES”
“WHAT”
“WHERE. ARE. MY. SPEECH. NOTES.”
“I UHHHH. ORGANISED THEM.”
“WHAT?!”
“WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW.”
“I NEED THEM”
“UH UH DON’T YOU THINK ABOUT PRACTISING THAT SPEECH TONIGHT I’VE BEEN PLANNING THIS DINNER FOR MONTHS”
“BUT AMERICA IS IN NEED”
“MY STOMACH IS IN NEED OF THAT FANCY DINNER.”
“YOU TELL ME WHERE MY SPEECH IS WOMAN THIS IS FOR INTERNATIONAL JUSTICE”
“I’M MICHELLE OBAMA. I INVENTED JUSTICE.”
when u draw something and u hate it and everyone loves it
when u draw something u like and everyone ignores it
this week on tumblr:
- yahoo buying tumblr
- “bitch I might be”
- POKEMON FUSION
Valid
Dean Winchester
remember when this thing was number #1 in the uk charts.
WE DON’T TALK ABOUT THAT
IT WAS HERE IN AMERICA TOO OMFG I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST US
AUSTRALIA TOO I DON’T THINK ANYONE ESCAPED
IT WAS EVERYWHERE
IT WAS EVEN IN CANADA
SWEDEN
do you know how nice it is when someone asks you questions about something you like and are interested in and you get to talk about the thing and they seem genuinely interested in what you have to say about the thing
it’s very nice
i wonder if there’s an actual heaven and if there’s an actual angel called Castiel up there who’s just like “FOR FUCKS SAKE CAN THESE TEENAGERS STOP CALLING ME”
TEAM FREE WILL IS THREE HUMANS
THREE HUMANS
HUMANS
A LAW SCHOOL DROPOUT, A HIGH SCHOOL DROPOUT, AND NOW
A HEAVEN DROPOUT.
probably the best text i’ve ever received
