May 2013
289 posts
me: I'm sad
other people: there's kids starving in africa
me:
me:
me:
me: wow well obviously i didn't know that because I'm an idiot but now that you've pointed it out my sadness has magically been cured thank you
finechester:
I kind of want God to show up after his vacation and be all
‘hello my children what happened wh—’
calumon:
my school’s “rival school” is on lockdown right now bc someone put weed in the vents so everyones slowly getting high oh my godd
leezzee:
gallifreyangurl:
dinosaurs-on-wheels:
hoechln:
i was going to make a list of people that annoy me, but it was too long so I decided to post a pic instead.
omg i’m in the same photo as tom hiddleston
ugh, my hair looks terrible
can we do it again i blinked
spookymormon:
spookymormon:
my mom always texts me rude things so ive just started replying with an emoji of an eggplant and it gets her so pissed it’s great
ghost hunters: can you communicate with us
*door creeks*
ghost hunters: oh so your name is william
thernardier:
“you wanna see my breasts” i say seductively to my boyfriend. i unbutton my shirt to reveal two large, succulent cuts of meat. i am a chicken. why do i have a boyfriend. why am i wearing clothes
fallenassbutts:
ameelia-pond:
I ship the gay bar couple
WHICH ONE
okay so the finale was really traumatising and...
its-enochian-you-pigeon:
did anyone else notice
that misha collins
has double pierced ears
ATTENTION DOCTOR WHO AND SHERLOCK FANDOMS
project-assbutt:
THIS IS NOT A DRILL. I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL. CODE RED.
THE SUPERNATURAL FANDOM HAS FALLEN.
THE SUPERNATURAL FANDOM IS DEAD.
THE END IS COMING.
PREPARE YOUR BATTLE STATIONS.
simpaticonebula:
2 years ago I saw a group of middle school aged Buddhist boys in orange robes who had shaved heads and a little boy saw them and said “Look, Mom! Airbenders!” and at first they laughed but then they told him that they were Airbenders but they weren’t allowed to airbend in public and it was pretty much the greatest thing I’ve ever seen
deandcas:
lemme just lay it all down for you real quick:
crowley is almost human
sam is dying
caSTIEL FELL
ALL THE ANGELS FELL
and we wont know shit for 5 MORE MONTHS
Watchlala-loki-licious:
ooshinythings:
videohall:
The counting song
I almost turned it off in the first 3 seconds, I’m glad i sat through that.
Amazingly innocent and dark at the same time; I love it.
Well that escalated quickly.
What…. the HELL… did I just watch? Oh frick… so depressing.
OH MY GOD THIS SONG IS MAKING ME HAPPY.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME? wHY AM i GOING TO FALL ASLEEP TO...
3 tags
candidcatharsis:
it’s a bird
it’s a plane
it’s
the entire fucking population of heaven
Rick Riordan Kills Me (as Usual)
Rick Riordan: Let's make up a kid named . . . Leo.
Me: Okay! :)
Rick: Let's make him the son of Hephaestus.
Me: Okay! :)
Rick: Let's make him hilarious.
Me: Okay! :)
Rick: Let's make him sensitive.
Me: Okay! :)
Rick: Let's make him a great person.
Me: Okay! :)
Rick: Let's have his mother die.
Me: O-Wait, what?!
Rick: Let's make him the seventh wheel.
Me: NO!
Rick: Let's make him feel horrible, horrible emotional pain.
Me: STOP IT! NO!
Rick: Let's make him single and lonely.
Me: *Cries* STOOOP! NO! DELETE THAT PART! NOOO!
Rick: Let's--
Me: *Slaps Rick* NO NO NO STOP STOP YOU CAN'T! YOU CAN'T! NOOOOO!
Rick: Let's make him think almost everything is his fault.
Me: *Screams and throws self into Tartarus, crying*
Rick: :)
did-i-hjurt-ouou:
doctoradventureboss:
katotronik:
dean’s anthem:
bip bop bam
i’ll save sam
bip bop damn
i didnt save sam
go sit in the corner and think about what you did
yellfang:
party-at-the-tardis:
shavingryansprivates:
why the fuck is every nursery rhyme about people dying
the london bridge is falling down and probably crushing pedestrians
ring around the rosie pockets full of posie ashes ashes we all get obliterated by the black plague
it’s raining it’s pouring the old man is snoring he bumped his head and fucking died
and fucking died
humpty...
tookbank:
somecallmeweird:
...
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
3-2-1queer:
When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”
YOU PROCRASTINATED REALIZING YOUR SEXUALITY THAT’S IT YOU WIN YOU ARE THE QUEEN OF THE PROCRASTINATORS i bow to you
groovemeister-jared:
lordoftheinternet:
lacrimosa453:
lordoftheinternet:
nobody’s posting
it’s quiet
TOO QUIET
I thougHT THIS WAS ME FOR A SECOND
the-doctors-chucks:
My little brother is reading pjo and he started botl and he’s like “do Percy and annabeth ever become boyfriend and girlfriend” and to screw with him I go “Rachel Elizabeth dare is all I’m saying” and I just sunk my little brothers ship I’m going to hell I broke him
3 tags
Me: this one time in Supernatural-
Friends: shut up
msjewbooty:
how high were they when they invented pillows
“im gonna take all the feathers off this duck and shove them in a bag and we can sleep on it”
hahaha
Annabeth: Percy stay put! We're coming to get you!
Percy: So should I go to Alaska?
Annabeth: What? No! stay there!
Percy: Alaska is really nice this time of year...
Annabeth: Percy, just stay where you are
Percy: Frank! Hazel! I wanna go to Alaska!
Annabeth: For gods sake Percy!
Per5cy: Onward my friends! TO ALASKA!
hahaha
Annabeth: Percy stay put! We're coming to get you!
Percy: So should I go to Alaska?
Annabeth: What? No! stay there!
Percy: Alaska is really nice this time of year...
Annabeth: Percy, just stay where you are
Percy: Frank! Hazel! I wanna go to Alaska!
Annabeth: For gods sake Percy!
Per5cy: Onward my friends! TO ALASKA!
dammit-barton:
flylikeabowtie:
sweetmotherofhandgrenades:
yumatsukomo:
twinkle twinkle little star
why is art so fuCKING HARD
#up above the world so high#i cant draw the OTHER EYE
twinkle twinkle little FUCK
dammit
what the-
I give up.
This is my anthem
