MY CHEEK MEAT.

lvysaur: sluttyoliveoil: lvysaur: lvysaur: when i say peeka you say boo peeka chu shut the...

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:30:58 -0400

sluttyoliveoil:

lvysaur:

lvysaur:

when i say peeka you say boo

peeka

chu

shut the fuck up

hiddle-stoned: life-more-abundantly: denyselfandfollowchrist: ...

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:30:33 -0400

life-more-abundantly:

denyselfandfollowchrist:

spadeoface:

he looks like one of the italian people pushing one of those boats

#DEAD

You don’t even understand, there are actual tears.

“That’s you.”

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:30:07 -0400

“That’s you.”

me: I'm going to bed early tonight.

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:29:48 -0400

me: I'm going to bed early tonight.

me:

me: is that the sun

ohmyloki: flying-inca56: “Tony no” a biography by Pepper Potts

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:26:39 -0400

ohmyloki:

flying-inca56:

“Tony no” a biography by Pepper Potts

sillynessie: diabeticwitchbrother: lexisintoomanyfandoms: awesomephilia: I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE...

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:26:24 -0400

sillynessie:

diabeticwitchbrother:

lexisintoomanyfandoms:

awesomephilia:

I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE WHEN YOU WALKED IN. NOW I’M…

I don’t get it…

LION ON THE COLD HARD GROUND

OH MY GOD IM CRYING

mrscalypsojackson: aceofsparkz: dietchola: we’re just living...

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:25:42 -0400

mrscalypsojackson:

aceofsparkz:

dietchola:

we’re just living in a web of lies now aren’t we

this pains me inside

ITS BACK

allons-yasshole: deodrant: i was never good at geography not with that latitude

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:25:10 -0400

allons-yasshole:

deodrant:

i was never good at geography

not with that latitude

cotesud: a-ttitude: worldfallsdown: unicorn-fish: joshi...

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:25:03 -0400

cotesud:

a-ttitude:

worldfallsdown:

unicorn-fish:

joshishollywood:

This is fucking hilarious. I always assumed they had the camera strapped to them on a rig omg

I love how James Cameron is clearly having more fun than both of them

lol wat

This will never stop being hilarious.

this is amazing ahahahha

why isn’t the camera man doing it?… what a control freak

d-destiel: carry-on-my-wayward-butt: weepcest: #RAGE...

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:23:21 -0400

d-destiel:

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

weepcest:

#RAGE POUT

“how dare u make me make a mistake motherfucker do u even know who i am”

#THE FACT THAT HE KNOWS IT’S NOT SAM IN 2 SECONDS #SOMETIMES I CRY BECAUSE WINCHESTERS

themunchkym: Oh, good lord, it’s perfect.

Wed, 22 May 2013 01:20:38 -0400

themunchkym:

Oh, good lord, it’s perfect.

chudobs: someone has waited their entire life to put that title...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:19:35 -0400

chudobs:

someone has waited their entire life to put that title to use and if he is not promoted immediately i am calling the l.a. times and complaining

arachniclsgrip: stylishtwirlwink: aeryn28: thiinka: didney-wo...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:14:58 -0400

arachniclsgrip:

stylishtwirlwink:

aeryn28:

thiinka:

didney-worl-no-uta:

admiralrainbow:

rirygoesrawr:

cyanide-poisoning:

Men Experiencing Labor Pains

With their wives supporting them.

HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD

I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.

“Men can handle anything”

“Women exaggerate everything”

And then they realized just how wrong they were

i was giggling so sadistically ahahaha

I cackle every time this comes through my dash or newsfeed.

Well now we know about that.

Also, let me point out that these men never actually said that they believed that women exaggerate anything. If anything, they seemed to be curious.

that was ONLY for an hour LAUGHS

the-walking-superwholock: hipssway-lipslie: obviously-bored: gosiowo: painstiels: [AGGRESSIVELY...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:04:37 -0400

the-walking-superwholock:

hipssway-lipslie:

obviously-bored:

gosiowo:

painstiels:

[AGGRESSIVELY THROWS OSCARS AT THE ENTIRE SPN CAST]

I’m so sorry.

quick, Leo, catch one

its getting better with time

fishingboatproceeds: bbc-bestbromancecompany: Nerdfighter...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:04:05 -0400

fishingboatproceeds:

bbc-bestbromancecompany:

Nerdfighter Benedict? Or just failed Vulcan?

As far as I can tell, there are eight possibilities here. (I’ve spent a fair bit of time thinking about this.)

1. Benedict Cumberbatch is a hardcore nerdfighter and when Martin Freeman threw up a gang sign, Cumberbatch was like, “I have one of those.”

2. Cumberbatch, who obviously has a relationship with Star Trek, just naturally changed the Vulcan sign (pulling in the thumbs, turning the palms inward, crossing the arms) in precisely the same way that I happened to change the Vulcan sign when I first made the nerdfighter sign in the halcyon days of 2007.

3. One of the interns on set who has gained the trust of Benedict Cumberbatch was like, “If you do your hands like this, the Internet will get really excited.” And so he did.

4. BBC, in their infinite wisdom, staged the entire photo and Cumberbatch was taught the nerdfighter sign (I MEAN LOOK AT THE PERFECTION OF HIS NERDFIGHTER SIGN! He seems so comfortable and confident in it, almost as if it is muscle memory, almost as if he has flashed it to his laptop screen on hundreds of occasions in the past, but I digress) and this photograph was staged to get people psyched for Sherlock, although what tiny segment of nerdfighteria is not already psyched for Sherlock? Also, if this is the case, who is Martin Freeman trying to advertise to? Residents of the West Side?

5. Benedict Cumberbatch has a relative or a friend who is a nerdfighter and so he is passingly familiar with nerdfighteria and liked what he has seen and wanted to make us all very happy.

6. The nerdfighter sign also happens to be the hand sign of some obscure English gang with which I am unfamiliar called like The East London Wanderers or The Slightly Intimidating Liverpudlians or whatever.

7. Nerdfighteria actually figures in the plot of the new season of Sherlock. Perhaps a nerdfighter has been (wrongly no doubt!) accused of a murder.

8. Benedict Cumberbatch was playing some kind of British version of Rock Paper Scissors against two invisible opponents, and he went double scissors (as any smart person would).

sallyjacksoning: a powerpoint about john rocco because this...

Tue, 21 May 2013 23:02:24 -0400

sallyjacksoning:

a powerpoint about john rocco because this fandom has crossed the line one too many times

eriridan: eriridan: so i have two days of school left and my teacher decided to give us an essay,...

Tue, 21 May 2013 22:59:33 -0400

eriridan:

eriridan:

so i have two days of school left and my teacher decided to give us an essay, and i’ll p much be turning in this

thank

sleepyschoolgirl: zerenitea: change your thinking..Two men,...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:13:08 -0400

sleepyschoolgirl:

zerenitea:

change your thinking..

Two men, both seriously ill, occupied the same hospital room.

One man was allowed to sit up in his bed for an hour each afternoon to help drain the fluid from his lungs.

His bed was next to the room’s only window.

The other man had to spend all his time flat on his back.

The men talked for hours on end.

They spoke of their wives and families, their homes, their jobs, their involvement in the military service, where they had been on vacation..

Every afternoon, when the man in the bed by the window could sit up, he would pass the time by describing to his roommate all the things he could see outside the window.

The man in the other bed began to live for those one hour periods where his world would be broadened and enlivened by all the activity and color of the world outside.

The window overlooked a park with a lovely lake.
Ducks and swans played on the water while children sailed their model boats. Young lovers walked arm in arm amidst flowers of every color and a fine view of the city skyline could be seen in the distance.

As the man by the window described all this in exquisite details, the man on the other side of the room would close his eyes and imagine this picturesque scene.

One warm afternoon, the man by the window described a parade passing by.

Although the other man could not hear the band - he could see it in his mind’s eye as the gentleman by the window portrayed it with descriptive words.

Days, weeks and months passed.

One morning, the day nurse arrived to bring water for their baths only to find the lifeless body of the man by the window, who had died peacefully in his sleep.

She was saddened and called the hospital attendants to take the body away.

As soon as it seemed appropriate, the other man asked if he could be moved next to the window. The nurse was happy to make the switch, and after making sure he was comfortable, she left him alone.

Slowly, painfully, he propped himself up on one elbow to take his first look at the real world outside.
He strained to slowly turn to look out the window besides the bed.

It faced a blank wall.

The man asked the nurse what could have compelled his deceased roommate who had described such wonderful things outside this window.

The nurse responded that the man was blind and could not even see the wall.

She said, ‘Perhaps he just wanted to encourage you.’

theyahoostaff: 1tsmylyf3: theyahoostaff: Don’t be scared my...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:09:59 -0400

theyahoostaff:

1tsmylyf3:

theyahoostaff:

Don’t be scared my darling.

I’m scared…..

hoW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU ALL NOT TO BE SCARED

im sorry for yelling you guys are making me sad

odbic: IM SO DEAD. there is some real inception shit...

Mon, 20 May 2013 01:09:41 -0400

odbic:

IM SO DEAD.

there is some real inception shit happening here

there’s no way this is an accident